Sunday, March 14, 2010

How to identify different citizens of India?

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and

they start arguing

about who's right.

You are in Kolkata
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Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and

a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.

That's "Amchi Mumbai"...

busy place dude...
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Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along

& tries to make peace...
The first two get together

& beat him up.

That's Delhi
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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall


That's Ahmedabad .
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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes.

He Writes a software program

to stop the fight....

But the fight doesn't stop

b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore .
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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A Guy comes along

and quietly says

that "AMMA" Doesn't Like

all this nonsense.

Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.
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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting..

Both of them take time out

and call their friends on
their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!
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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer

and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.


You are in Goa .
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And the best one is here…………




Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house.

And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, 
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dusarikade jaun bhanda"

( dont fight in front of my place,

go somewhere else and keep fighting)".

That's Pune for sure
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