How to identify different citizens of India?

Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along,

then a fourth and

they start arguing

about who's right.

You are in Kolkata


Scenario 2

Two guys are fighting and

a third guy comes along,

sees them and walks on.

That's "Amchi Mumbai"...

busy place dude...



Scenario 3

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes along

& tries to make peace...
The first two get together

& beat him up.

That's Delhi

Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall


That's Ahmedabad .

Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting

and a third guy comes.

He Writes a software program

to stop the fight....

But the fight doesn't stop

b'cos of a bug in the program.

That's Bangalore .


Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting.

A crowd gathers to watch.

A Guy comes along

and quietly says

that "AMMA" Doesn't Like

all this nonsense.

Peace comes in.

That's Chennai.


Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting..

Both of them take time out

and call their friends on
their mobiles.

Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!


Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes along with A carton of beer.

All sit together drinking beer

and abusing each other

and all go home as friends.


You are in Goa .


And the best one is here…………




Scenario 9

Two guys are fighting.

Third guy comes from nearby house.

And says"aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, 

dusarikade jaun bhanda"

( dont fight in front of my place,

go somewhere else and keep fighting)".

That's Pune for sure

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all repaired their boats and left.

Love wanted to persevere until the last possible moment. When the island was almost sinking, Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat." Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh....Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love too, but he was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her!

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that he even forgot to ask the elder his name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went his own way.

Love realizing how much he owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered,

"Because, only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

The Dog & The Donkey

The Donkey and the Dog- Read and think-You may find one in your midst.

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.
Moral of the story " One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.
The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed "ME" (Met Expectations) .

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey was rated as " star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.

Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a NEW JOB ...

Disclaimer: All characters in the story are not at all imaginary. Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is purely intentional

 

 

 

 

 

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